An unstoppable force meets an immovable object
A paradox. This one relies on the premise that there are such things as an unstoppable force and an immovable object. I am unstoppable.
12.15.2012
Responsibility
8.16.2010
Moving On
11.10.2009
Well, I made the biggest mistake of my life.
If you want to get a bachelors of arts or science degree, or any other bachelors degree for that matter, you have to go talk to the university that you want to go to before you talk to the retarded community college. If you don't you will come to the end of your associates of applied science degree and find out that it doesn't do a damn thing to count toward the degree that you wanted in the first place. Noooo, not at all. So now, before graduating and taking a degree that might as well have been printed on toilet paper, I have to think about the classes that I need to take this spring. Not to mention the classes I need to take next fall. Oh, and I forgot to mention the classes I need to take the following spring. All three semesters of classes will be needed to be able to enter the program I wanted to go after and have been killing myself for two years to get to.
The mistake wasn't the community colleges, it was mine. I didn't do the research, I didn't look into the transfer requirements, and I didn't understand at the time the difference. I made the mistake of thinking that people working for a college, who have also been to college to get a higher level degree, would understand that when I say that my goal is this:
Get my CCNA
Get my associates degree (AAS, AS, AA not specified, my fault I guess)
Transfer to a university for my bachelors degree (Again, not specified)
I guess that third one is the one that pisses me off the most. Apparently someone has been feeding the community colleges in this area with bad information, or more likely, the community colleges in this area are literally stealing from students and hoping they won't realize it (like me). Do this, just try to go to http://www.eicc.edu and try to find the computer science degree program. Try to find any academic program and the requirements for them. It's there, but you won't find it easily. Now, follow any links you can to find a computer program. That will be much easier. What you'll notice is that they are pimping they're own curriculum for what THEY think is relevant to you're applied science degree. No other university, community college, or trade school on the planet will think that your degree is worth a crap.
I'm actually done writing this now. I can't tell you how much I hate this college. They have stolen thousands of dollars and at least 18 months of my life. Time I can't get back. Time that I have had to ignore my friends, my family, and my kids. Do yourself a favor and think about where you ultimately want to be. If you just want a silly piece of paper, talk to a community college first. If you want a degree that you can actually use to secure employment, talk to anyone but a community college.
10.21.2009
It's been a long two years
I have less than seven weeks until it's over. Then I get eight months off before going half-time to a university for my B.A.S. That should be an easier pace than my full and a half-time schedule now while being married to my job. I have to say though, its going to be an enormous accomplishment for me. I have never followed through with something like this in my life, other than my marriage, which I believe is the single greatest accomplishment I will ever have (11 years this March!!).
Still, I feel like a prisoner. I don't do well in situations where I'm obligated to force myself to do things I don't want to do. You would not believe the amount of stupid trivial things can easily tear your mind away from what must be done when your desire to do them is at a minimum.
I do have a bit of good news though. My brother Jason will be leaving for L.A. on Friday to meet with a bunch of Record Labels. He is the most talented person I know and if anyone in this world can do it, he can. I'm super proud of him and I wish him the best of luck. Hopefully he'll remember me when he's on the top and slip me some nosebleed tickets one day. Talent didn't hit on my side of the family tree, I have to work at everything I'm good at.
Here's to you Jason! No matter what happens, you still make me proud to be your brother!
6.10.2009
its been a while
I also enrolled in a summer class. /sigh But if I didn't do the class this summer, i would either have to take 20credits this fall, or go another semester. I'm not down with that, so I'll sacrifice my summer.
Well, i'll try to keep updating, especially with how my vacation to North Carolina went. It'll b my first time for a lot of things:
1. Flying commercially
2. Renting a car
3. Seeing the ocean
4. Worrying about being eaten by a large fish with sharp teeth
Look back around the middle of July. You'll see my review of the eastern part of the country.
Later...
2.09.2009
Seriously, what do you do all day?
I sit in my office, which is about the size of a large closet, surrounded by technology that at one point in time used to be cutting edge. While their monetary value has since been eroded by newer and more sophisticated products, their functions are invaluable to me. While I am not without newer technology, I find it difficult to dispose of something that isn’t broken. The funny thing is, even if something does break, I still find it difficult to get rid of it. About sixty percent of my waking moments are spent in my office and the other forty is spent at work where I am surrounded by millions of dollars of technology. Needless to say, I am a geek and this is my lab.
Behind me and to my left, roughly about seven o’clock rests a printa-saurus from the mid nineties. Its style resembles that of a cinderblock and the weight of it bows the pressed wood bookshelf to near collapse. The bookshelf wasn’t designed to hold so much weight but I commend it for its endurance, and until it fails, I see no need for intervention. The two shelves below my vintage printer hold more relics of the past. Hundreds of CD-R’s that remain un-indexed and full of information, long forgotten by their creator, are arranged like buildings in downtown Chicago. The only difference, really, is that Chicago has better food.
Moving on to eight o’clock, there stands a small filing cabinet. I had good intentions when purchasing this hunk of tin, but it seems that you need to have a filing system in order for it to function efficiently. It is full of very useful manila file folders as well as tons of important documents. The filing system that I went with was: put the folders in the top drawer and stack the important documents in the shape of a mountain in the bottom drawer. For some reason, I can never find what I’m looking for; even though I’m sure that this is the whole point of a filing cabinet.
Next, we have nine and ten o’clock. Two non-functioning printa-sauruses, identical to the one at seven o’clock, are stacked neatly awaiting my precious time. When I eventually find the time, they will once again continuously jam and suck the life out of someone I love. Now, behind these Jurassic-era devices hides something resembling a storage area. This area actually holds every piece of computer equipment that I have ever owned. Old cases, power supplies, wires, cables, and components are organized by where they would fit. You actually risk your life when opening the door. I told my kids that this is where the monsters sleep, and if the monsters know that they know where the monsters are sleeping, then the monsters will have to take slumber under their beds. My kids stay out of there.
At eleven, twelve, and one o’clock sit four keyboards, three mice, and five computer monitors. I like to call this the Nebercanezzer from the movie “The Matrix”. Two laptops, one desktop, and one production server create the soothing sound of a harrier jet taking off vertically. The smell of hot electronics fills the air and pure sunlight beams from each screen, LED, and optical mouse. I find that it is optional to turn on the overhead light for two reasons: first, I could use the power savings on my electrical bill; and second, with all of these computers, who needs anything on paper?
Finally, and most importantly, at four o’clock, I have my Bunn coffee maker. This machine makes coffee in less than three minutes and is the main source of power that enables my lab to function. It operates a mere two times a day, but releases enough energy to keep things functioning for up to eighteen hours. Without it, all systems would fail and catastrophe would ensue. While I sit back in my severely used, broken down desk chair that uses an old pillow to replace the cushion that wore away over the past five years, I come to the realization that I am, in fact, a geek. I’m not at all surprised with this realization because I have suspected it for years. (The real surprise is that I find it extremely difficult to keep my ten point writing exercises, which require a minimum of 100 words, limited to a few short paragraphs. Whoever said that English classes were easy needs to be shot.)
1.19.2009
To Know is To Live
To Know is To Live
Written By: Joshua J. Wold
Five years ago, I found myself wandering through life with no direction, ambition, or even feeling. Just like most people, I was working hard for a living and helping to raise a young family. The only difference between most people and me was that I wasn’t sure who I was. For all my life, I knew that I didn’t fit the standard mold and I sincerely thought that I was destined to be a failure. I dropped out of high school at seventeen because I felt that I was being given busy work; I already knew what they were teaching, and I didn’t feel that I needed to prove it to them. It used to aggravate my teachers because I would ace their tests and still fail their class because I wouldn’t do the homework. Later in life, I found it almost impossible to get out of bed every morning. If it weren’t for the personal advice from a person whom I have never met, I am fairly confident that this composition would never have been written.
I started working for the railroad in early 1999 about a month after I got married. At 19 years old with a new wife and the best paying job I had ever worked, I felt pretty good about myself. I got to operate huge pieces of machinery and I worked myself into the best shape I had ever been. But, just like everything in my life, I found a reason why I didn’t like it. The second I lost interest in it, which only took 10 months, I began showing up late and calling in sick quite frequently. Unsurprisingly, I was placed on suspension without pay for three weeks because of my poor attendance, and I am pretty sure that my attitude played a significant role in such a harsh penalty. Considering that my wife and I had our first child during my initial tour on the railroad, and he was only two months old, I had no other option than to quit and find another job.
After bouncing around to a ton of different construction companies and warehouses, my old boss from the railroad called and offered me a job. He informed me that it was a new railroad and the record of my past employment went out with the old company. It paid more than the job that I had, so I decided to give it another shot. This time it took less than 6 months to put that bitter taste back in my mouth, but this time around, I had to make it work out for the sake of my family. I remember thinking that the burden of my incompetency should not weigh on them. After 2 years of breaking my back and being one with the elements, I slipped into a deep depression. I felt black as night and everything in my life took a back seat to the hell that was my life. You see, I believed that I would be stuck working there forever because I lacked something that may be taken for granted by some people. It’s something that cannot be taught or acquired; something that can’t be bought or sold.
It was during this time in my life that my wife began her educational journey with the goal of becoming a nurse. Coincidentally, she was taking a psychology class and suggested that I go see a doctor about my depression. It took quite a bit of convincing on her part, but I finally saw things her way. Anxiety overwhelmed me while I sat in the examination room waiting to see my doctor. When he entered the room, I began to get a lump in my throat and I could feel my eyes flooding with tears. I found myself in that familiar place where I didn't want anyone to see my vulnerability. I resisted the temptation to break down and then proceeded to enlighten the doctor of my symptoms; like how I would go straight to sleep after work, how most of the time I never ate dinner, and that in my own mind, I linked the misery of my life to all of my prior failures. He decided to put me on medication to help me out of the darkness and he explained to me that while it would not remedy the root cause of my depression, it could help me in coping with day to day life. The medicine did exactly what he said it would. The only problem I had with it was that it stripped me of all feeling and emotion. Ultimately, I found that being medicated to the point of numbness was not the solution I'd hoped it could be.
After a few weeks of medicinal treatment, my wife recognized that my condition was not merely a chemical imbalance in my brain; rather, there was something in my life that needed deeper investigation. Fearful for my life, she decided to talk with her psychology instructor about my perilous situation. She explained to her instructor that I felt like a failure, that when I had an interest in something, my interest was only fleeting and that it was destined to be left undone and unaccomplished only to be replaced by something else that caught my attention. That I just didn’t understand why I was such a failure and couldn't be like everyone else. The instructor handed her a book and told her that this particular book played a major role in why she chose to go into psychology. She told her that maybe this book could shed some light on the darkness that had enveloped my life. My wife called me on her way home and told me that her instructor had given her a book for me to read and I figured that whatever it was, it was stupid psycho-babble and immediately closed off to the idea of reading it. When she arrived and stepped through the front door, she explained to me that the title may seem a little feminine, but to at least give it a shot. “Please Understand Me” read the title. The lump returned to my throat, and again, my eyes pooled with tears. I felt that this title could have been the thesis of my entire life.
I found out that I am representative of less than five percent of the population of this planet, that I process information differently than most people, and that I must find my own way to do things. I found that I have an uncommon need to rationalize things and I quickly dismiss anything that I deem irrational. I had been given a guidebook to my thought process and a personalized instruction booklet on how I could succeed in life. But most of all, I had been freed from the prison of my own mind. Never again would I feel shameful for the decisions I make. I spent days pouring over this book and analyzing it from every direction that I could think of. I also found that this copy was only the first edition and that another book named “Please Understand Me II” was written and I quickly ran out to buy that one. I couldn’t get enough of what the book was doing to me. In a matter of two weeks I had experienced every emotion known to man, where just prior to the book, I had experienced only void. I had tasted tears of happiness and relief, felt confidence and ambition rush through my veins, and for the first time in my life, I knew who I was. From this point on, my life would never be the same.
Perhaps if I could have been given this book to read and figure myself out when I was 15, I could have finished high school and taken my life in a different direction; however, I don’t think that it would have produced the same results. In fact, I am happy that I was able to experience those moments when I was down because I believe that they enhanced these massive effects of my revelations. And, from this point forward, it will be a life well worth living. Whether it was fate or coincidence that this book came to my possession, I will never know; however, what I do know is that my experience with it allowed me to do something that I thought I could never do. It allowed me to recognize what I was interested in and ultimately gave me the courage and confidence to quit a $50,000 a year job for a $26,000 a year job so that I could pursue an education.
Years later, I still carry that book around with me; although, I rarely get it out to read it. It stays with me to remind me of who I am and to remind me of where I once was. My gratitude in this situation lies with my wife for caring about me so much that she would do something so out of the ordinary by talking about her personal life with a relative stranger. Because of her love for me, I now have more determination and focus than I could have ever imagined. And now, as I struggle to make it through every day, it is a struggle I embrace. I now choose to make my life more complicated and difficult by, in most peoples' opinion, setting un-realistic goals; however, the knowledge of who I am and what I am capable of is limited only by hours in the day. What I know about me now can never be removed and I will continue to push myself to the limit until God Himself strikes me down.